Bremmy Primed: 5 Better Video Game Quotes

This week, for the “Bremmy Primed”, I’m going to step away from doing nothing, and post up, what I think are 5 better video game quotes. The only catch is, I’m going to try to stay away from the ones on that OTHER list, and cliche video game quotes that have been  used 5 million times. *cough*You can’t hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he’s got a gun*cough*. So, without further ado:

5. “Thanks for the pencil, chump!” – The Bully, Day Dreamin’ Davy

Why is this quote better than that stupid Grim whatever quote? I’ll tell ya’ why. It’s because skeletons are pansies and bullies who steal pencils are HARD CORE.

4. “GO TO THE SATURN” – Ominous space voice, Satan of Saturn

“GO TO THE SATURN” defined my childhood in more ways than one. In fact, if this quote didn’t touch you in a profound manner, you’re a heartless jerk.

3.”I’m Royce” -Royce, Monster Party

He’s Royce. And he ain’t gonna take crap from no one, y’hear? Just look at him. Now look at that baseball. See the size of that thing? Royce will jam that mother lovin’ ball down your mother lovin’ throat. What does that have to do with the quote? Nothing. I just want to upset Royce.

2.  ”You’re got me. You won! Ronald. ” – The Tomato, McDonald’s Treasure Land

The staple of Video Game quote lists. No list is complete without this one. I remember back in the day, when me and my buddies would go about shout this at LAN parties. Ohohoho…Those were the days…

1. “Help! Dinosaurs are attacking!!! That’s imposible, they rarely attack people.” – Crowd of people, Cadillacs and Dinosaurs

Famous last words.