People that play Borderlands Write Good Reviews

I don’t know why, but I am going to couple this story with a cute motivational picture of a kitten fixing what seems to be a PS3. Because those are always broken and not working…

Anyhow, a recent user review for Gearbox’s Borderlands shows just what kind of demographic that the game is really appealing to. This user review could be the most grammatically correct, tear-jerking, and horrendous review that could ever be written. You might actually die on the inside from reading this review.

Here’s the whole thing:

i got game n kil rat mutate over n over untl bad dude kil me ouch. i like game lot n rats r cool n stuff wen thety mutate n try to kill me daed ouch! It ok to play n shoot bad dude n i get game n tell u to get game to kil rat an bad dudes in ur guns u kill rat. Ok great good but no ok good great just ok good great good. Get.

After reading this there are a couple of questions that I want answered. What is the world coming to? Does this man attend a school of some sort? And probably most importantly, will this man write for our site. Because we want a full article, review, editorial, anything written by this man.