Team Fortress 2 ‘War’ Update Arrives

First off if you’re wondering I picked this picture entirely on that position. On other news the ‘war’ update for Team Fortress 2 arrived today along with new weapons and achievements. The demoman’s final weapon is The Scottish Resistance which is a new sticky bomb launcher that lays down twice as many bombs but only detonates the ones the demoman is looking at. The soldier receives The Buff Banner and The Equalizer pickax. The Buff Banner charges as the soldier takes damage, eventually allowing him to raise it for 14 seconds granting mini crits to nearby teammates. The Equalizer pickax becomes more deadly after the more damage you take allowing faster movement and harder hits.

Achievements Demoman Achievements

Shorn Connery: Decapitate a cloaked Spy

Laddy Macdeth: Kill 50 enemies with direct hits from the Grenade Launcher

Caber Toss: Bounce an enemy into the air and kill them before they land

The Stickening:  Kill 5 Heavies from full health with a single sticky bomb detonation

GlasgOwned: Kill 25 Scouts and Pyros with the Grenade Launcher

Scotch Tap: Glory in the slaughter of your enemies using the Eyelander

The Targe Charge: Charge and kill someone with your shield bash

Beat Me Up, Scotty: Use a full charge critical swing with the Eyelander to kill 5 enemy players

Something Stickied This Way Comes: Kill 30 enemies with air burst sticky bombs

The High Road: Sticky jump onto a cap point and capture it

Bloody Merry: Provide an enemy with a freeze cam of your smiling face

Second Eye: Provide an enemy with a freeze cam of you shaking your rump

He Who Celt It: Use the Sticky Launcher to kill an enemy player via environmental damage.

Robbed Royal: Destroy 100 sticky bombs with the Scottish Resistance

Highland Fling: Sticky jump a really long way

Pipebagger: Kill at least three players with a single detonation of sticky bombs.

Spynal Tap: Kill 20 Spies withing 5 seconds of them sapping a friendly building

Sticky Thump: Using the Scottish Resistance, kill 3 players in separate explosions without placing new sticky bombs.

Kilt in Action: Kill 500 enemy Soldiers

Tam O’Shatter: Destroy 5 enemy Engineer buildings during a single Ubercharge from a medic

Brainspotting: Decapitate 50 enemy players

Left 4 Heads: Decapitate 4 players with only 10 seconds between each kill

Well Plaid!: Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Demoman

Double Mauled Scotch: Kill 2 people in a single sticky jump

Loch Ness Bombster: Kill an enemy player with sticky bombs within 5 seconds of them teleporting.

Three Times a Laddy: Dominate three Engineers

Blind Fire: Kill an Engineer building that you can’t see with a direct hit from your Grenade Launcher

The Scottish Play: Get a melee kill while sticky jumping

The Argyle Sap: Blow up an Engineer, his sentry gunm and his dispenser with a single sticky bomb detonation

Slammy Slayvis Woundya: Decapitate an enemy Soldier who is brandishing the Equalizer

There Can Be Only One: Decapitate your nemesis

Tartan Spartan: Do 1 million points of total blast damage

Scotch Guard: Kill 3 enemies capping or pushing a cart in a single sticky bomb detonation three separate times

Bravehurt: Kill 200 players defending a cap point or cart

Cry Some Moor!: Destroy 50 buildings

Soldier Achievements

Tri-Splatteral Damage: Kill 3 enemies with a single critical rocket

Death from Above: Rocket jump and kill 2 enemies before you land

Dominator: Get 3 dominations in a single life

War Crime and Punishment: In a single life, kill 3 enemies who have damaged a medic who is healing you

Spray of Defeat: Use a grenade to gib a player

Guns of the NavarOwned: Kill 5 Engineer sentries while you are standing outside of their range

Mutually Assured Destruction: Kill an enemy sniper with a rocket after he kills you

Wings of Glory: Kill an enemy soldier while both you and the target are airborne

Engineer to Eternity: Kill an Engineer as he repairs kis sentry gun while it’s under enemy fire

Trench Warfare: Kill your nemesis with a shovel

Bomb Squaddie: Destroy 10 sticky bombs with the shotgun in a single life

Where Eagles Dare: Get the highest possible rocket jump using jump and crouch

Banner of Brothers: Buff 5 steam friends at once with the Buff Banner

Screamin’ Eagle: Kill 20 enemies from above

Crockets Are Such B.S.: Shoot 2 non-boosted crit tockets in a row.

Geneva Convention: Kill 5 defenseless players after a single match has ended

Semper Fry: Kill 20 enemies while you are on fire

The Longest Daze: Kill 5 stunned players

Gore-a! Gore-a! Gore-a!: Provide the enemy with a frezzecam of you taunting over 3 of their body parts

War Crime Spybunal: Kill a Spy who just backstapped a teammate

Hamburger Hill: Defend a cap point 30 times

Duty Bound: While rocket jumping kill an enemy with the Equalizer before you land

The Boostie Boys: Buff 15 teammates with the Buff Banner in a single life

Out, Damned Scot!: Kill 500 enemy demomen

Frags of our Fathers: Gib 1000 people

Backdraft Dodger: Kill a pyro who has airblasted one of your rockets in the last 10 seconds

Ain’t Got Time to Bleed: Kill 3 players with the Equalizer in a single life without being healed

Near Death Experience: Kill 20 enemies with your Equalizer while you have less than 25 health

Smash: Assist a Medic in exploding 5 enemies with a single Ubercharge

Death From Below: Kill 10 opponents who are airborne with the Direct Hit

Worth a Thousand Words: Provide the enemy with a freezecam of your 21 gun salute

Brothers in Harms: Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another soldier

Medals of Honor: Finish a round as an MVP 10 times

Ride of the Valkartie: Ride the cart for 30 seconds

For Whom the Shell Trolls: Bounce an opponent into the air with a rocket and then kill them with the shotgun before they land