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You Can’t Help But Love This Goobbue Mount in FFXIV

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Sure it’s got a few flaws like creepy long arms and table stool legs and sagging moobs — just completely butt-ugly compared to the fancy drakes and horsies in other MMO lands — but you can ride its carpeted head like a freaking emperor!

Oh Square Enix, you kill us with your crazy mount ideas.

Final Fantasy XIV producer and director Naoki Yoshida first hinted at a “special mount” crashing into the game’s next patch, but it was community representative Rukirri who confirmed the mount status of this bipedal monstrosity, reports FFXIVCore.

“Hurray for Goobbues! I’ve always loved these creatures,” Rukirri said. “There’s just something about them that makes me go “dawwww”, even when they mysteriously appeared and owned me when I first explored the La Noscea region. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!”

So, yeah, take good care of it FFXIV fans or risk a nasty backbite.

via [FFXIVCore]

Michael rolled a human paladin, tasted the sweet nectar of epics, and traded in the world of consoles for World of Warcraft. He has since visited multiple MMO worlds, observing the grind-happy natives. Chief cheeky bastard at satirical MMO blog QQReporter.com. By day he is a creative writer, copy editor and business journalist.
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