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Suicide Robot = USB Flash Drive

I would say that suicide booths are the way to go when it comes to suicide and robots…but a suicide booth doesn’t double as a USB flash drive huh? This Bender-esque robot key-chain costs $25, and decapitates himself so that you can hide 4GB of your secret files in his body.

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Japanese Developers Make a Game to Go With Hands-Free USB Pleasure Gadget

As you may or maynot have known, the Japanese have been trying to make an automated masturbation device for a long time. In fact, it’s been too long.

The SOM, a USB-connected wack-off toy, comes with a game called Cross Days. Developers hooked up the SOM to be coordinated with the action on screen during the “climax scenes”, the two products are so similar, that we’re going to bet this has been done before.

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Amazing Mechanical Elephant Is Not Afraid of USB Mice

Steampunk, you are simply amazing. The design detail is leave me speechless, and it’s all around amazing from tail to trunk. This beast took three and a half months by photographer/designer/cool-guy-at-large Andrew Chase, the 85-pound elephant automaton is made out of “transmission parts, electrical conduits, plumbing pipes and 20-gauge cold rolled steel.” You can check out a gallery of pictures by clicking the link below.

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